so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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