That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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