he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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