apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
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If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Oh god it's open bar.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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