exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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