Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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