Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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