thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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