New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize