Im at strip club and am horny
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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