maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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