Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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