We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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