I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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