is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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