Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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