I wish I could punch you in the face.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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