Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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