Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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