He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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