He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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