My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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