For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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