one might say we're banned from that church
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
the liver wants what the liver wants
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Randomize