He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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