Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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