I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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