OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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