So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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