I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
