Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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