Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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