So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
