I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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