We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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