thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
and she was petting her beer can
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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