I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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