hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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