can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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