We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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