I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
