im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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