smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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