In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Randomize
