Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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