what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
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Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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