We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
