I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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