why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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