you mean i was at the winter classic?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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You coming home soon, man?
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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