My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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