I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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