well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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