What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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