Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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