Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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