How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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