why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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